speaking roles Java Joe   The Decaffeinator   Melissa   Mayor Johnson   Luau Lenny   Holly Day   Thug 1   Thug 2   Janitor   Prison Guard   Schlegel's Barista   TV Studio Floor Director   Cameraman 1     Brian Stewart   Zach Phillips   Vanessa Walls   Tom Krouse   Billy Hayes   Stephanie Allen   Randy Surface   Geoff Osterland   Pete Ziskowski   Gary McCorkle   Ashlie Stultz   Justin Meeker   Chris Cantoni		remaining cast listed in order of appearance Stellarcash Scientists         Joe's Mom   Schlegel's Patrons      Man   Woman   Police Officer   Hostage   Cameraman 2   Man in Car   Traffic Cop   Paperboy     Diane Diekroger   Dane Sites   Justin Searles   Brooke Ashbrook   Will Allyn   Ben Bagby   Gary Argabright   Nancy Argabright   Reggie Netter   Valerie Winks   Jody Mauter   Jim Diekroger   Matt Knox   Will Brown